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"Right from the start you were a thief, you stole my heart, and I your willing victim." #promo?

I know some of the lyrics don’t make sense but this is all for fun. I REPEAT AS IT SAYS IN MY FUCKING TAGS THIS IS CALLED A “JOKE” SO DONT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. I got an ask asking to remix Taylor’s song “Better Than Revenge” so I did. I call this remix, “There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives”

Lyrics:

The story starts when it was cold and it was winter and…

It was my break and i was blogging until 4AM
she came along, and she started writing songs with ed
next thing you know she’s having sex with harry in her bed

I never saw it coming, wouldn’t have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

She’s not a saint
And she’s not what you think
says our fandom oh
and she’s better known
For the boys that she writes

on her album, whoa
Soon she’s gonna find
Stealing other people’s boys
On the internet won’t
Make you many fans
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives

She looks at us like we’re all 12 and she’s superior
We look at her like she’s a whore and she’s inferior
I think her ever-present smile is untrustworthy
And she thinks we’re psycho ‘cause we like to rhyme her name with things

But relationships aren’t about how famous or who you are
or all your breakups that you write about with your guitar
you dont seem to know that when you’re famous so it’s up to me
But no amount of floral dresses gives you dignity

Chorus

We’re just another thing for you
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but haven’t you heard
We’re just another thing for you
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but we always get the last word

Chorus

Do you still feel like you know what you’re doing?
‘Cause I don’t think you do. Oh.
Do you still feel like you know what you’re doing?
I don’t think you do
I don’t think you do
Let’s hear the applause
Come on show me how much better you are (so much better, yeah)
So you deserve some applause ‘cause you’re so much better
She took him faster than you could say “sabotage”